Archive for December 2015

Smile Hostage

Posted in Comedy, Talk, Explicit by robandjoeshow on December 29th, 2015

When Robby forgets to hit record on the first half-hour of the show, adjustments to the usual format must be made on the fly. Joe’s Christmas was filled with disappointment and awkwardness compared to Rob’s which was relatively uneventful. The overwhelming popularity of the of the most recent murder mystery created some additional family-related headaches for Joe. Robby announces that he will again participate in The Bachelor fantasy league from which he had previously been ejected for suspicion of cheating, and Rob and Joe decide to do their own mini-league for this season. The passing of Motörhead front man Lemmy Kilmister apparently completes and strange death trifecta. Chris Restivo is now bombarding Rob with recorded messages, hoping to have them played on the show. Rob and Joe consider candidates for the next “Listener of the Year”. When two women walk out on the murder mystery, its creators wear it as a badge of honor.

Aired Live Monday, December 28th at 8:05PM

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Tanning Your Junk

Posted in Comedy, Talk, Explicit by robandjoeshow on December 22nd, 2015

The best way to start your holidays, according to Rob and Joe, is by listening to episode #224 while your drive past all the Christmas lights in your neighborhood. The show gets rolling with props for Marcus’s Star Wars prediction and the show’s rankings for the week of the on-air fight. Restivo performs Joe’s rant from that show and everyone agrees that he actually did a great job. Not coincidentally, Joe give his interpretation of Chris’s vicious voicemail message (from the same episode) on stage, but with a twist. Rob is now even more eager to move after a neighbor knocked on their door to make an odd request. Rob launches into an interrogation, and Joe proclaims his innocence after he is practically named as the prime suspect in a felony investigation. Tommy Sinbazo shares his feelings on Star Wars: The Force Awakens (no spoilers). Joe miscalculates the amount of time he should spend in a tanning bed and his bad decision-making doesn’t end there. Steve Harvey blows it at the Miss Universe pageant, and Joe thinks this will be a boost to the comedian’s career.

Aired Live Monday, December 21st at 7:30PM

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Raking PTSD

Posted in Comedy, Talk, Explicit by robandjoeshow on December 15th, 2015

Rob and Joe follow-up on the fight between the Robinson brothers last week. Ultimately it seems that everyone would really prefer to limit Restivo’s participation in the show. The Merry Murder Mystery debut is a success…with a mess. After four and a half years, suddenly there is debate over show’s closing music. Rob is incredulous when his Cards Against Humanity answers are instantly dismissed at a recent get-together. Howard Stern is in the news and Rob and Joe have thoughts on his satellite radio contract, his career and his comments on podcasting. With Rob’s girlfriend being a brand new homeowner, he is concerned that he’s not a handy-around-the-house type of guy. Joe confesses that his ability to do some chores is hindered by childhood trauma. There are warning signs that Rob’s next gig for the troops overseas might be a lot more dangerous this time. Some predictions are made about the reaction to Star Wars: Episode VII.

Aired Live Monday, December 14th at 7:30PM

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Joe is a F@#%ing Douchebag

Posted in Comedy, Talk, Explicit by robandjoeshow on December 8th, 2015

Robby is asked to explain a comment that happened during this year’s Robinson Thanksgiving tradition. Rob gets aggravated by some fans of the visiting team at a Lakers/Wizards game. Rob gets a series of vicious messages from a retired ‘comedian’ that are all tirades about Joe. Rob receives some SPAM email that hits a little too close to home. Real emotions flare when Robby is coaxed into talking about feeling slighted last week.

Aired Live Monday, December 7th at 7:30PM

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Foot Cramp

Posted in Comedy, Talk, Explicit by robandjoeshow on December 2nd, 2015

Rob and Joe are without Robby and the chat again. They talk about both, and why their absentee producer is so mad. There is more news on the Mystery Science Theater  reboot. The show’s star even appeared on TMOS this past week, and Rob and Joe disagree with his comments regarding comedy in the DC area. Rob and Joe also discuss their own upcoming MST-style show. Joe confesses to not watching TV shows that nearly every other American has seen. Even after Rob emphatically disparages his own abilities when it comes to a very simple choreographed dance number for the upcoming murder mystery, Joe is still astonished by his total lack of ability.

Tuesday, December 1st at 7:30PM

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